So, I might be a bit of a nerd (which I think is a compliment). There are the sterotypical things that make me a nerd, but prehaps there is one thing that keeps me from becoming a master nerd. What is this thing? Well, I’ve never seen star wars, never ever. To top it off I have no desire. Even though The Pythi Master says that I have “become a powerful Jedi“. I am not even really sure what a Jedi is but I know that it and Darth Vader have attacked Christmas.
Being the good Catholic that I am I believe every home needs a nativity scene. How could you have Christmas in your home and not have a nativity scene? So, for Alexi’s birthday in November, I gave him a nativity scene made of sweet Ohio Honey beeswax. It includes los reyes magos, Angel Gabriel, farm animals and all the other regulars. We set up the natvity scene above the fireplace on the mantel.
After returning home later that day, we found, what I think are Darth Vader and Darth Vader with a cape (is that possible?) figurines. They were standing betwen the wisemen and the shepheard. These Vaders were removed to the side and were guarding the end of the mantel and a dead bonsi tree. But the Vaders are back!
A miniature cactus has now been added to the natvity sceen and Darth Vader en Cape is crouched kneeling in front of the cactus. Is it a scene of Moses and the burning bush? Darth Vader and the cactus? And now one of the figurines looks like he is ready to knight one of the wise men? And a blue rabbitt four times the size of erything else, with graffiti style writing on its butt “evil bunny” has been added. A pastic gummy orange fish is creeping closer to the wise men.
What the begezers is going on? Take away my title of nerd, take away my title of Jedi just let me have my seet honey nativity scene, no burning bush, no darth vaders, no evil bunny, no plastic fish, no bonsi tree, no cacti. Just sweet honey nativity.
Merry Christmas.
