I don’t scratch, I don’t bite, and I don’t pull hair. I do punch and I do kick, but I don’t cat fight.
I think most ladies are used to men grabbing when they shouldn’t. You know you are walking down a crowded street when all of the sudden your ass gets slapped. Whenever, I am inappropriately touched, I punch. Once at a concert the guy behind me squeezed my ass. I turned and without looking punched the man behind me. Turned out the man I punched in the face wasn’t the ass grabber but rather his friend.
Oddly, my ass was recently grabbed and I didn’t punch back. Even my mother was shocked to hear that I didn’t hit the man.
I was in Oaxaca City with Preston. We were looking at soccer jerseys when I felt someone slap my ass. I figured it was Preston as we slap each others asses often. However, when I turned tor ward Preston I realized he was too far away to have done it. It was the man standing right next to me with his wife on the other side of him! I moved over to Preston and whispered in his ear “That man just slapped my ass.” “Really?” “Yes.” “Are you sure?” “Yes, Preston, I am absolutely sure.” “Okay.”
Preston briefly grabbed my hand leading my away from the shirts. He let go of my hand before we passed the man and his wife. As we passed Preston reached over and grabbed the man’s ass. Not a little grab but a big firm squeeze. The man looked shocked and his wife almost equally stunned. After we walked away Preston cursed “That fucking ass hole who does he think he is? I wish I spoke Spanish better, I would’ve told him off.”.
I think grabbing his ass was better than telling him off.
That’s gotta be the worst feeling ever. That’s happened to friends of mine at concerts and it really sucks because most of the time you don’t know who did it and you don’t want to knock out some innocent bystander ya know. Is this the norm for all girls at concerts? I’ve never seen this in public but I hear about it happening all the time at concerts. Geez, are you there rock out or to be a perv? Damn, some people.
Anyhow, it’s hella funny though what your friend did. You should’ve taken a picture! :)
beautiful!
Sweet story! Now if I could only get someone to grab my ass, I think I’d be more excited than anything .. lol
Don’t sweat it mama…I was hopin’ that the “pinchee’s” ass got pinched…by Preston…that would’ve been golden,yo. But even gabachos gotta shout…I guess that song sez it all: http://www.atomiclife.net/music/reviews/sirmixalot.htm