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December, 2005

  1. SuperSperm Fighter

    December 9, 2005 by elenamary




    anti fertilization

    Originally uploaded by elenamary.

    Man this post is going to get some spam isn’t it?

    For some reason I am the person people call when they think they are pregnant. This week a friend called and asked me to help them get Plan B, another friend asked me to give them a pregnancy test, and someone else asked me to help them choose an oral contraceptive. My friend Paul has suggested that I get a super hero costume. On my chest will be a swimming sperm with the “anti” (circle with a slash through it) symbol. I think I should also have some fallopian tubes and ovaries drawn on the pelvic area of my superhero costume
    Of course my costume should be red. Of course.

    I’ve got to say more pharmacies need to carry Plan B (you hear that Target?) I hate having to call a pharmacy and one find if it is open and then having to find out if they even carry it.