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SuperSperm Fighter

December 9, 2005 by elenamary




anti fertilization

Originally uploaded by elenamary.

Man this post is going to get some spam isn’t it?

For some reason I am the person people call when they think they are pregnant. This week a friend called and asked me to help them get Plan B, another friend asked me to give them a pregnancy test, and someone else asked me to help them choose an oral contraceptive. My friend Paul has suggested that I get a super hero costume. On my chest will be a swimming sperm with the “anti” (circle with a slash through it) symbol. I think I should also have some fallopian tubes and ovaries drawn on the pelvic area of my superhero costume
Of course my costume should be red. Of course.

I’ve got to say more pharmacies need to carry Plan B (you hear that Target?) I hate having to call a pharmacy and one find if it is open and then having to find out if they even carry it.


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  1. xine says:

    Planned Parenthood did a survey of Ohio’s pharmacies last year to see if they stock EC or not, might want to check there. Of course PP offers it at its health centers too.

  2. I think that would be a frigging great t-shirt or cape. Yeah I can’t believe what a pain in the ass it is to get plan b.

  3. cindylu says:

    If I could draw, I’d be working on a little comic strip.

  4. James says:

    I hate to break this to you, Elena, but I think I’m pregnant. I mean, I’ve had sickness in the morning and my belly is getting bigger. I don’t think this has anything to do with my raging alcoholism. But now I guess I’m drinking for two!

  5. tin says:

    how would it be if they had something like the pill or the patch for men? will we take it? scary. my respects to las mujeres.

  6. Zulma Aguiar says:

    They offer Plan B at my university!
    FOR free I think…
    i can’t remember did they charge me ten bucks?
    maybe…
    it’s awesome!
    i didn’t feel sick @ all!
    lol
    z

  7. you could even have a cool theme song like they had in “Ghost Busters”!… “I ain’t afraid of no sperm! Sperm Busters!”

  8. oso says:

    Plan B should be much more widely available. But people should also be using condoms properly.

  9. Julissa says:

    I do not need a pharmacy to tell me what’s best for me. If they’re not going to help raise a child then they should just butt out.

  10. xine says:

    Condoms can break.

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