Every time I want to write something I remember that I shouldn’t because I am looking for a job and someone might stumble upon it. But fuck it.
I was driving home from biology lab this evening listening to the top-40 bubble gum radio station and they mentioned that Nick Lachey was offered to pose for Playgirl. While I am not a huge fan of Nick Lachey I did watch a few episodes of Newlyweds.
So, I am driving, and thinking of Nick Lachey posing nude for Playgirl. My first thought is DAMN! I am going to have to buy that. But after much deliberation, I decide it isn’t a good idea. What if I see his dick and am disappointed? Then what? Then whenever I see him I’ll think “your dick is ugly”. Nahhh, I guess I won’t be buying it. I’d rather like to continue believing that all dicks I haven’t seen are beautiful. Maybe I am a little naïve but hey, that means that I think half of my readers are looking good.
Maybe you can start using the private entry function in WP to hide those things you want to write about but hide from potential employers?
Nick Lachey? Ew.
Woo-Hoo! Elenamary – you crack me up girl! You just made me smile – thanks!
-Kelly
funnn……
c/s
I must confess girl, I think of the same stuff all the time. In our grad/faculty break room in the basement of our art department bulding we have a table filled with every tabloid magazine you ever wanted to read at the supermarket. The truth is, every chance I get I sit there, eat, and catch up on Nick & Jessica’s Divorce, Brittney’s idiotic marriage, and Scientology idocies about Tom Cruise and his girl of the week. I feel sad for that baby. Tom is totally using his child to get publicity when his movies are not that great these days.
In any case, Nick is hot, he should definitely pose. She is making millions more than he is all becaue she looks like barbie and he’s just her ken.
Nick to me is like a trophy. . only good to look at. Although I agree with Cindy’s “ewe†comment, I must have to admit, I’d probably take a peak given the opportunity! LOL
wow, i didn’t know ‘that part’ could be considered beautiful. take care, and well, buy some dirty fun
All I can say is one peak at that and we will probably all want it. For Jessica to sit on it for as long as she did…it must be good!