Rick Santorum

Dan Savage threatened to redefine the term “Rick”.  After second thought, Savaged decided his definition was too long and went with a suggestion from one of his readers.   Doing my part by helping (we all should) others learn  the  new definition of Rick:

Rick (verb):  To remove santorum orally.

(“He was so grateful for the lay that he ricked his partner.”)

 

Santorum   (noun):      The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

 

 

 

2 thoughts on “Rick Santorum

  1. Ricking doesn’t seem to be as popular as Santorum. I think it’s because of how less real Rick seems, and it’s previous functionality. Santorum never had a name before.

  2. maybe you haven’t done enough ricking yet? try it out, it rolls off the tongue nicely. i think rick will catch on…we just need to give people a chance to rick.

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