Dan Savage threatened to redefine the term “Rick”. After second thought, Savaged decided his definition was too long and went with a suggestion from one of his readers. Doing my part by helping (we all should) others learn the new definition of Rick:
Rick (verb): To remove santorum orally.
(“He was so grateful for the lay that he ricked his partner.”)
Santorum (noun): The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
Ricking doesn’t seem to be as popular as Santorum. I think it’s because of how less real Rick seems, and it’s previous functionality. Santorum never had a name before.
maybe you haven’t done enough ricking yet? try it out, it rolls off the tongue nicely. i think rick will catch on…we just need to give people a chance to rick.