A few months ago I was walking my lovely puppy (yes, puppy, he is 8 months old now). When I ran into a neighbor with his puppy of about the same age. The pups played as pups do, and as they did the man began to ask intrusive questions/hit on me and when he asked me “Why is a pretty woman like you single?” I looked at him straight on and made my eyes as big and weird as possible and I said “Because I am CRAZY. Motherfucking crazy.” Then I left with my puppy.
Today in the mail I got a sex offender notification for said neighbor. According to public records he raped a 10-year-old girl multiple times and he is a “Tier III Sex Offender“.